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  • I just found out that I eat at night…. all this semester I thought my roommate was stealing my stuff…. FML.

    January 27, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +11 / -0

     
  • I bought books from the bookstore and planned on returning them the last day possible because I got them online way cheaper. I forgot to return them, and now I have two sets of these books. Double whammy. FML.

    January 27, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +3 / -0

     
  • I made a shirt to kiss up to my calculus teacher… oh wait, no I didnt. FMClassmatesLives.

    January 27, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +4 / -2

     
  • so diarrhea is much easier to deal with at home. i was back and forth from the bathroom all night :( it was literally and figuratively a pain in my a** FML

    January 27, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +3 / -1

     
  • No one has posted about me on LikeALittle. This shouldn’t bother me as much as it does. FML.

    January 27, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +16 / -0

     
    • waitinggg 2:11 pm on January 27, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      HAHAHA I am waiting for the day I see me!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

  • Our School sucks choosing Spring Weekend Bands..FML

    January 27, 2011 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +8 / -5

     
    • fuck you 2:39 pm on January 27, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      we’re stonehill, not umass, we can’t get shit like taylor swift. matt and kim rule.

    • shut up 12:50 pm on January 29, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      honestly? we’re STONEHILL, not UMASS. we have a budget of $50,000 and can’t afford the toootally talented taylor swift or whatever. matt and kim are awesome, maybe you’re the one with bad taste.

  • I accidentally wore my pants inside out today. MLIA

    January 20, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +7 / -0

     
  • My roommate goes to bed at 10:00 every night. FML

    January 20, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +4 / -0

     
  • the person in the room above me has rockband…i can hear it all night long. FML

    January 19, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +9 / -0

     
    • Anonymous 8:49 pm on January 19, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      so annoying, why do they not realize they’re not the only ones in the dorm…

  • Got a study room just so I could hook up with this girl… best study break ever. MLIG!

    December 28, 2010 | 6 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +6 / -7

     
    • Grossed out 6:27 pm on December 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Ew, really? For those of us who actually use those rooms for hw that kinda sucks

    • original 6:28 pm on December 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Come on you know you would do it if you could….

      • Anonymous 12:42 am on December 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        irrelevant. Yuck

      • Anonymous 3:33 pm on December 31, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        You’re a creep if you ask me

    • Anonymous 1:27 pm on January 2, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      what if you ended up getting one with windows that everyone could see in? did you like casually request one without windows? how did that work….

    • sweeeeet 7:15 pm on January 5, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      everyone is just jealous. <3333

  • Thought I aced all my classes to find myself getting a 2.8. I’m so glad I didnt sleep and worked so hard for four months straight. FML.

    December 28, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +4 / -1

     
    • sleepless 2.8 gpa guy 1:12 am on January 9, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      we’re in the exact same boat my friend, and i lost my paddle

  • I like you so much… but I am afraid to tell you. FML.

    December 28, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: -2

     
    • Anonymous 12:41 am on December 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Man up and do something about it…

  • For Christmas dinner my parents decided to make my favorite dish which turned out to be my brothers favorite dish who has lived in Germany the past 6 years.  Thanks mom and dad for the delicious apple slices I ate instead… FML.

    December 28, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +2 / -15

     
    • Anonymous 1:28 pm on January 2, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      you sound like an ungrateful spoiled brat.

  • I signed up for the right class but at the wrong time… FML.

    December 28, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +3 / -0

     
  • I forgot that in the real world you cant buy food with a HillCard : ( FML.

    December 24, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +17 / -0

     
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