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• I hit an all time low. I am even procrastinating to pack. FML

  December 23, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I set off the fire alarm… by trying to toast a bagel. FML

  December 21, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I didn’t take my morning Adderall before my Spanish exam on Thursday because I saved it to party that night. FMGrade

  December 19, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 12:40 am on December 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    youre like soooo smart

• I used to have an invisible friend, but now I have an invisible girlfriend. FML

  December 19, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• On my trainride back home I made friends with a 4 year old. She gave me a silly band. MLIAwesome!

  December 19, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• HOME= having my own bathroom and shower. MLIG : )

  December 19, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Because there is an inch of snow on the ground they cancelled my flight here in Europe… I had 18 inches of snow in NH and still had to drive my ass to school. FMyStillEuropeanLife

  December 19, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • '11 4:46 pm on December 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    So when do you get home then? Hopefully before xmas! : )

• Written warning last night for listening to Ave Maria too loud and playing pictionary? MLIA

  December 19, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• This is to the girl who just went into the stairwell to answer her phone… just letting you know we all heard your convo loud and clear and I hope everything works out with planned parenthood. FYL.

  December 16, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • yuuuuup 3:08 pm on December 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    flynn? heard that shit too

• Theres a really attractive guy sitting across from me at the library, Im too lazy to move and hes distracting me from studying. FML but MLIsortofA

  December 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Last night I decided it would be a good idea to put both my arms and legs in my sweatshirt sleeves and walk around. I fell on my hand it swelled up. I can barely bend my fingers & have 3 finals this week. Oh, and it’s all on tape thanks to my friend who was more entertained than concerned. FML.

  December 16, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Oh yeah its on tape : ) 3:26 pm on December 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Hmm… considering you cant write what are you going to tell your teachers?? ahahahah!

• Dear Stonehill

   I cant take anymore donuts and fundraising with bake sales,
  Sincerely,
  my fat ass. FML.

  December 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• My suitemate is so dumb, she is really dumb fuhreal.Shes climbin in my window and snatchin my homework up tryin steal it so y’all need to hide your papers hide your work and hide your stuff cause shes takin everything out there. FOLs.

  December 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• One register had 11 people in line, and the little old lady’s had 2. Obviously I got in her line, but the friend I was with got in the other line. My friend paid before I did… Along with 6 other people. I learned the hard way. FML

  December 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• My suitemate thinks its really funny to call me smelly all the time. What she doesnt realize that Smelly was the name of my favorite cat that died last year. FML, and FSmelly’s(not)L.

  December 16, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 1:19 pm on December 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    wow, who is this girl? maybe you should tell her about your cat

    • Anonymous 1:20 pm on December 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      Poor Smelly : (

  • go hygeine 1:19 pm on December 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Do you really smell? You should take a shower then…